Party Mode pits your penis into competition in a collection of minigames in an attempt to claim your rightful place as top banana. The player that reaches a certain length first is the winner. The challenge forms as each player slowly grows in size with every win, with the best players having longer, more uncontrollable, throbbing trouser snakes, making it more challenging for them to maneuver into an enemy anus. Traditional Mode is a battle of the balls for up to eight players, each competing to penetrate the quickest. Multiplayer consists of three different activities: Traditional Mode, Party Mode, and Date Night. Multiplayer is short on pleasure, which is unfortunate considering that it’s the only reason to keep Genital Jousting installed after polishing off its Single Player. Playing as a wang having an existential crisis and trying to improve his life is an immersive experience, but it only lasts about an hour, even with stopping to explore the world. Single player oozes charm and evokes interesting feelings of love, sadness, and hate in a game where one would least expect it. Everyday tasks, like eating spaghetti, shopping, and going to the gym all play out in amusing scenarios that make more sense than they should, accompanied by a brilliantly written voice actor that evoked laughter and crying over the course of an hour. Soft colors look surprisingly good on some admittedly well-modeled members, and the world around them looks like it’s always been a wang’s word. It’s easy to get lost in John’s world, thanks to the soft, pastel palette and vivid, stylized design. On this quest, the player will find themselves figuring out what makes someone attractive, valuable, and what traits makes someone worth loving. John’s noble quest isn’t just to bring a date to his high school reunion. John is an average Joe who has recently received an invitation to his high school reunion that makes him question his existence, but mostly makes him nervous about showing up without a girlfriend.

In this mode, players will take the role of John. Single Player mode is the primary reason to consider purchasing Genital Jousting. Playing as a penis is virtually unprecedented in the world of gaming, because there's never been any complaints to the lack thereof. On the surface, developer Free Live’s new game looks like apornographic Octodad clone that begs the question: Who asked for this? Genital Jousting is the first game on Steam, possibly the first game ever created, where you play as the primary member of the male anatomy. A new Single Player mode has been added, which adds an unexpected level of depth to a title that initially survived on shock value alone. Originally available on Steam’s Early Access in 2016, Genital Jousting was a multiplayer game that has recently celebrated its official launch.

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